You don't need to be a chef to criticize food.
Joined on 9/20/03
and before anyone asks, Yes, I did permanently put those stickers on my two 21" LCD monitors.
Win the epic way
Win the aggressive way
Win the undetected way
I TOLD you dog!
Gigantor survives the battle
Wrong game, jackass!
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Get to the party!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)